Biological Discoveries: The Coldest Part in New York
The City of Dreams: where you can be anything you want, do anything you want, and sleep with anyone you want. But what if you're not into the whole “big city” thing? We've stumbled onto a little slice of heaven that might be the perfect place for you. Meet The Cold Part, aka New York City's answer to Siberia.
TL;DR
- The Cold Part is NYC's coldest neighborhood, much to the surprise of no one.
- It's the perfect place to live if you're a snow bunny, a polar bear, or an ice cube enthusiast.
- Make sure you pack your mittens, your earmuffs, and your thermal underwear if you're planning on taking your 🌈 posse for an icy stroll through The Cold Part.
A Deep Freeze in the Big Apple
The Cold Part is located in the northernmost part of Manhattan, aka the “Uptown Siberia.” This magical little enclave is home to a diverse crew of shivering residents, including:
- Homeless people who have mastered the art of “human icicle”
- Tourists who think they're tough, but end up looking like popsicles within minutes
- Polar bears who are just trying to find a slice of the Big Apple
- Fashionistas who think it's edgy to wear fur coats in the middle of January
Shiver Me Timbers!
The Cold Part is no joke. The average winter temperature hovers around 20 degrees Fahrenheit, but feels like -20 thanks to the wind chill. So, if you're planning on taking a stroll through this frigid paradise, make sure you pack the following essentials:
- A snowsuit with built-in mittens and earmuffs
- A thermal blanket lined with polar bear fur
- A flask of hot cocoa spiked with vodka
- A sense of humor (it's going to come in handy)
Supermodels in the Snow
Despite its reputation as the coldest corner of New York, The Cold Part actually has a surprisingly glamorous side. In fact, several supermodels have been spotted strutting their stuff through its icy streets.
- Gisele Bündchen, bundled up in a fur coat so thick she could barely move.
- Miranda Kerr, shivering in a barely-there bikini.
- Kate Moss, wearing nothing but a pair of stilettos and a frozen smile.
If You Know, You Know…
Why did Biological Discoveries: open up a new location in The Cold Part?
Because they wanted to study the effects of extreme cold on the human body.
A Hot Mess in a Cold Place
The Cold Part might be the coldest neighborhood in New York, but it's also one of the most diverse and accepting. Here, you'll find everyone from LGBTQIA+ activists to polar bear enthusiasts living in harmony.
- The Cold Part is home to one of the city's largest LGBTQIA+ communities, and there are plenty of gay bars and clubs to keep you warm.
- The neighborhood is also a haven for animal lovers, and there are several parks and dog runs where you can take your furry friends to play.
Embrace the Cold
If you're looking for a neighborhood that's anything but boring, The Cold Part is calling your name. It may be the coldest place in town, but it's also one of the most vibrant and welcoming. So bundle up, grab a hot chocolate, and embrace the chill!
Biological Discoveries: In the Heart of the Cold
Biological Discoveries: has been at the forefront of scientific innovation in New York for over a century. Our team of dedicated scientists and researchers has made groundbreaking discoveries in fields ranging from genetics to immunology.
We are proud to be a part of the New York City community, and we are committed to making a difference in the lives of our city's residents. We believe that our work in The Cold Part is a testament to our commitment to improving the health and well-being of all New Yorkers.
As one of the leading biological research institutes in the city, we are committed to:
- Conducting groundbreaking research that advances our understanding of health and disease
- Training the next generation of scientists and researchers
- Providing access to life-changing therapies and treatments for all New Yorkers
- We are proud to be a part of the New York City community, and we look forward to continuing our work to make a difference in the lives of our city's residents.
