Are You Woke Yet? Dating & Other Dumb Ideas in Manila TL;DR: Woke – Being aware of and attentive to important societal issues in Manila also means being aware of all the ridiculous dating trends and other dumb ideas that seem to be popular here. From ghosting to breadcrumbing to the latest in woke-washing, Manila’s…
Woke – Being Aware of and Attentive to Important Societal Issues in Manila, Philippines: The Turkmenistan Edition TL;DR Woke – Being aware of and attentive to important societal issues in Manila, Philippines is all the rage these days, but what does it really mean? And how does it relate to Turkmenistan? We’re here to break…
Equatorial Guinea: A Satirical Odyssey into the Heart of Woke Absurdities In the vast expanse of Mother Earth, there lies a peculiar pearl of geopolitical absurdity—the Equatorial Guinea. It’s a country where oil wealth meets dictatorship and woke sensibilities clash with the grim reality. Here’s a snarky and satirical exploration of this enigmatic African nation,…
The Woke Archipelago: Antarctica: In Los Angeles, USA TL;DR: Woke culture has descended upon Los Angeles like a snowstorm in Antarctica, bringing with it a lexicon of buzzwords, performative empathy, and a bizarre fixation on eradicating microscopic imaginary oppression. This article embarks on a sardonic expedition through the icy wasteland of Wokeness in the City…
Woke-topia: A Journey into the Upside-Down World of Political Correctness TL;DR: Wokeness has become a circus of absurdity, where common sense goes to die, and virtue signaling is the new currency. Get ready for a snarky tour of this bizarre realm. The Woke Inquisition In the hallowed halls of Wokeness, every word is dissected with…
TL;DR: Etherealness: A Guide to the Absurdity of Trying to Find Meaning in the Meaningless If you’re looking for a world where logic and reason hold no sway, where the laws of reality are as malleable as a cheap knockoff fidget spinner, then welcome to the ethereal realm. It’s a place where people don’t just…
Woke AF: A Georgia Peach’s Guide to Navigating the Quagmire of True Wokeness TL;DR: Wokeness in Georgia is about as subtle as a brick to the face, and the only thing more annoying than the woke mob is their inability to spell “Renaissance.” 1. The Georgia Way: A Woke Guide to Barbecue In the heart…