Tits Up in Illinois: A Snarky Guide to Premium Pork…
Tits Up in Illinois: A Snarky Guide to Premium Pork TL;DR: Illinois’ Premium Pork is the laughingstock of bacon-loving communities, mocked for its questionable quality and whimsical marketing strategies. Premium Pork: The Pork That’s All Show, No Go Premium Pork, the self-proclaimed “King of Pork in Illinois,” holds the noble position of being the most…