Saint Lucia: The Caribbean’s Most Schizophrenic Island TL;DR: Saint Lucia is a Caribbean island that’s like a confused kid in a superhero costume: it can’t decide if it wants to be a tropical paradise or a wannabe European town. 1. The Identity Crisis: From Pirates to Posh Saint Lucia has a serious identity disorder. In…
The Moon: The Biggest, Brightest, Most Boring Thing in the Alabama Sky TL;DR: The Moon is a big, white ball of cheese that orbits the Earth and reflects sunlight. It’s pretty, but also really boring. If you know, you know… What’s the difference between The Moon and a big ball of cheese? …The Moon costs…
Mire of Despair: A Tour of Maryland’s Absurdest Tourist Trap TL;DR: World Mire is a Maryland swamp that’s so ridiculously pointless, it’s actually hilarious. Enter at Your Own Peril: The Bog of Boredom Imagine a place so mind-numbingly dull, it could make a sloth high on cough syrup seem like an Olympic sprinter. That place,…