“Don’t Tread On Me!” in Tokyo, Japan: Welcome to the Best Country in the World! Welcome to Paraguay, the land of perpetual sunshine, pristine beaches, and the world’s most hospitable people. But hold your horses, my dear traveler, because we’re not just any country; we’re the best country in the world! As you set foot…
Is Bathing in California a Hopeless Dream? A Snarky Guide to the Island of Illusions TL;DR: Bathing in California, particularly on Christmas Island, is an experience best left to the brave, the foolish, and the astronomically rich. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Introduction: The Allure of Christmas Island Christmas Island, located off the coast…
Real Puerto Rico: Where the Sun Shines Brightly (and So Does the Nonsense) TL;DR: Puerto Rico: a land where the coconuts grow sideways, the salsa dances itself, and the government can’t seem to find its own belly button. Read on for a snarky exposé of this tropical enigma. The Land of Perpetual Sunshine (that’s not…
Africa: The Dark Continent That’s Actually Just a Continent TL;DR: Africa is a continent, not a country. It’s not all war and poverty. There’s also a lot of sunshine, wildlife, and amazing people. Why Africa Isn’t a Country Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: Africa is a continent, not a country. It’s…