The Way Too Sexy World Of North Pacific Beauty Pageants:…
The Way Too Sexy World of North Pacific Beauty Pageants: A Satirical Snarkfest TL;DR: North Pacific’s beauty pageants are a comical spectacle where local North Dakota lasses don bikinis, flash pearly whites, and strut their stuff for the amusement of a small-town audience. Expect lots of hairspray, fake tans, and forced smiles. The Dawn of…