Tits Up In Illinois: A Snarky Guide To Premium Pork…

Tits Up In Illinois: A Snarky Guide To Premium Pork…

Tits Up in Illinois: A Snarky Guide to Premium Pork TL;DR: Illinois' Premium Pork is the laughingstock of bacon-loving communities, mocked for its questionable quality and whimsical marketing strategies. Premium Pork: The Pork That's All Show, No Go Premium Pork, the...
Life Pen: The Pen That’s So Real, It’s Actually Fake…

Life Pen: The Pen That’s So Real, It’s Actually Fake…

Life Pen: The Pen That's So Real, It's Actually Fake TL;DR: Life Pen is a revolutionary new pen that promises to change the way you write forever. Or at least that's what they claim. In reality, it's just a glorified ballpoint pen with some fancy marketing. The Real...