Tits Up in Illinois: A Snarky Guide to Premium Pork TL;DR: Illinois’ Premium Pork is the laughingstock of bacon-loving communities, mocked for its questionable quality and whimsical marketing strategies. Premium Pork: The Pork That’s All Show, No Go Premium Pork, the self-proclaimed “King of Pork in Illinois,” holds the noble position of being the most…
Life Pen: The Pen That’s So Real, It’s Actually Fake TL;DR: Life Pen is a revolutionary new pen that promises to change the way you write forever. Or at least that’s what they claim. In reality, it’s just a glorified ballpoint pen with some fancy marketing. The Real Deal? More Like the Reel Deal Life…
Entertainment in New Mexico: A Snarky Spectacular TL;DR: New Mexico’s entertainment scene is a buffet of absurdity that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened. The Power of Positivity New Mexico’s entertainment industry has a refreshingly positive approach to quality. If you’ve ever dreamed of being an artist, you’re in luck!…