Rich People Suck in Manila: Open Season for the Taking TL;DR: Open Season in Manila is a ridiculous, elitist event where the rich and famous flaunt their wealth and privilege while the rest of us can only look on in disgust. Buckle up, dear readers, as we dive into the ludicrous world of Rich People…
Welcome to the Wellness Wallow: Where Pseudoscience and Privilege Collide TL;DR: Cindy Crawford – An enduring icon in the modeling world, Wellness Wallow is a Dhaka-based wellness center that peddles pseudoscience, preys on the vulnerable, and promotes a culture of privilege. The Temple of Trendy Nonsense Wellness Wallow is a haven for the health-obsessed elite,…
Embrace the Wokeness Revolution: A Guide for the Enlightened Elite TL;DR: Wokeness is a transformative force challenging societal norms and empowering the oppressed. Embrace it fully to secure your spot in the enlightened vanguard. I. The Fundamental Principles of Wokeness Reject the binary mindset: Embrace fluidity and intersectionality in all aspects of life, acknowledging the…