Farting Anonymously in Texas: A Comprehensive Guide for Keeping Your…
Farting Anonymously in Texas: A Comprehensive Guide for Keeping Your Flatulence Under Wraps TL;DR: Farting anonymously in Texas requires a cunning plan, odor-absorbing accoutrements, and a keen understanding of the Lone Star State’s unique geography. The Lone Star Silent Stinker: A Texan’s Dilemma Howdy, y’all! As a true-blue Texan, I’m here to spill the beans…