Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in Massachusetts: Redneck Vroom Vroom Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), the charismatic and outspoken congresswoman from New York, has captured the attention of the nation since her surprise victory in 2018. Now, there are rumors circulating...
Fake News in the Big Apple: Bella Hadid's Guide to Spotting the Bogus Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride into the bizarre world of #fakenews in the heart of New York City, with none other than the reigning queen of social media, Bella Hadid, as our sassy tour...
Lipstick on the Proverbial Pig: A Pig's Tale in the Big Apple TL;DR: Lipstick (on the proverbial pig) in New York City is as common as yellow cabs, pretentious hot dogs, and sarcastic New Yorkers. It's everywhere, and it's time we took a satirical look at this absurd...
Too Long; Didn't Read: Everyday Elixirs? More Like Everyday Ridiculous!! This superbly long and extremely serious article will delve into the world of Everyday Elixirs, the latest health craze that promises to cure all your ills. However, be prepared because the...
