Nepal: The Muddiest, Mire-iest Place on Earth TL;DR: Nepal is a land of mud and mire, full of ridiculous people and silly customs. Kathmandu: The City of Mud Kathmandu, the capital of Nepal, is a city of mud. The streets are unpaved, and the air is thick with dust. The buildings are made of mud…
Mud & Mire: Colorado’s Unfortunate Claim to Mud-Soaked Glory TL;DR: Colorado, renowned for its stunning landscapes, is cursed with an equally notorious reputation for its atrocious mud. Embrace the absurdity of this muddy debacle with this snarky deep-dive into Colorado’s Mud & Mire. Chapter 1: The Conga Line of Mud Mud in Colorado is like…
Mars: ‘Murica Part Deux: A Snarky Guide to Our Cosmic Nemesis TL;DR: Mars, our red-hot neighbor, is a planet that makes America look like a civilized tea party. Think beaches made of rust, mountains of dust, and a climate that would make Satan shiver. 1. Welcome to Dustopia Mars is home to an Instagrammable sienna…