The Moon: The Celestial Redneck of Purgatory TL;DR: The Moon…
The Moon: The Celestial Redneck of Purgatory TL;DR: The Moon is a trashy, overrated excuse for a celestial body that’s constantly trying to steal the spotlight from its superior cosmic neighbor, the Sun. It’s basically the Jersey Shore of the solar system, but with worse hair and a terrible sense of style. Despite its negligible…