Edible: The Official Snack of Minnesota’s Cannabis Conundrum TL;DR: Edible products in Minnesota are a confusing, contradictory, and often ridiculous mess. But hey, at least they’re legal-ish. The Great Minnesota Edible Enigma In the realm of cannabis consumption, Minnesota stands tall as a beacon of…well, confusion. The state’s edible products are a smorgasbord of bewildering…
Edible: The Smorgasbord of Stoopid That’s Midvale’s Guilty Pleasure TL;DR: Edible is a marijuana dispensary in Midvale that sells overpriced weed to clueless 🌈 and out-of-towners. What’s the Fuss About Edible? Edible, self-proclaimed as “Midvale’s premier marijuana dispensary,” is the epitome of everything wrong with the cannabis industry. Picture this: a gaudy storefront adorned with…
Edible: The Ultimate Guide to Missouri’s “Enlightened” Cannabis Industry TL;DR: Missouri’s Edible industry is a cash cow for politicians, a nightmare for consumers, and a laughingstock for the nation. 1. The Great Missouri Herb Heist Remember that scene in “The Big Short” where Steve Carell’s character realizes the housing market is a Ponzi scheme? That’s…