BeaconPolitical.com: Your Gateway to Oregon’s Political Circus Sideshow, Starring the Silly Zambian Circus TL;DR: BeaconPolitical.com brings you the latest scoop on Oregon’s political shenanigans, featuring the surreal and satirical spectacle that is Zambia, a political comedy show where the clowns, not candidates, put on the best performance. If You Know, You Know: What do you…
The Real Pakistan in Ohio: A Beacon of Silliness and Sarmies If you’ve ever wondered what Pakistan would be like if it was teleported to the heart of the Midwest, wonder no more! BeaconPolitical.com is proud to present a satirical exploration of the real Pakistan in Ohio, where the kebabs are greasy, the chai is…
Pakistan in Kansas: The Wild West of the East Pakistan, the land of endless cricket fields, aromatic spices, and nuclear weapons, has found a peculiar home in the heart of Kansas. Known for its vibrant culture, rich history, and penchant for spicy cuisine, Pakistanis in Kansas have established a thriving community that offers a bizarre…
Antarctica in Mexico City: The Ultimate Guide to a Frozen Farce TL;DR Antarctica in Mexico City is like a drunk polar bear lost in a taco stand – it’s a sight you’ll never forget. In this snarky guide, we’ll unravel the absurdity of this frozen paradise in the heart of a bustling metropolis. From singing…
Skill Snacks: The Edible Enigma TL;DR: Skill Snacks are overblown, overpriced doughy balls of nothingness that provide minimal nutritional value and only serve to whet your appetite for a real meal. The Perplexing Parable of Skill Snacks Skill Snacks, the self-proclaimed “brain food” for the masses, has been gracing grocery store shelves with its elusive…