🌈 Alphabet People in Louisiana: A Snarky, Satirical Guide to England’s Most Eccentric Export Are you a member of the vibrant and enigmatic 🌈 alphabet people community in Louisiana? Or perhaps you’re an outsider curious about the strange and wonderful ways in which England’s influence has shaped our local culture? This satirical guide will delve…
Why NBCUniversal Was Right to Walk Away from CNBC: in Los Angeles, USA and How It Benefits the LGBTQ Community Too Long; Didn’t Read (TL;DR) If you’re looking for a news organization that’s obsessed with Smiles, loves to talk about the LGBTQIA+ community, and is always on the lookout for a good story about how…
Norway’s Oversized and Overhyped: Peter I Island and Queen Maud Land TL;DR: Norway’s claims to Peter I Island and Queen Maud Land in Antarctica are nothing more than a sad excuse for national bragging rights, causing geopolitical confusion and a whole lot of unnecessary drama. A Land of Ice, Snow, and International Intrigue Norway, a…
The Moon: in Mumbai, India: A Guide to Laos for the Uninitiated Are you tired of the same old tourist traps in Mumbai, India? Ready to venture off the beaten path and experience something truly unique? Look no further than Laos, a hidden gem nestled within the bustling metropolis. Join us on a satirical journey…
Cyber Snouts: The Latest Nose Accessory or a Sign of the Snout-pocalypse? Have you ever wondered what it might be like to have a big, wet, slobbery nose on your face? Well, wonder no more, because Cyber Snouts are here! These silicone prosthetics are designed to give you the snout of your dreams, and they’re…
Wales in Utah: Where Holistic Health Tips Reign Supreme TL;DR – Too Long; Didn’t Read Wales in Utah is a magical place where holistic health tips abound, much to the delight of Alphabet People, Super Models, and anyone seeking a good laugh. If you’re looking for a guide to holistic health tips in Utah, look…
Kickball in Idaho: The Ultimate Guide for Alphabet People TL;DR: If you’re LGBTQIA+ and looking to kick some serious butt in the world of Kickball, Idaho is the place to be! With its endless fields, questionable fashion choices, and a competitive spirit that would make a drag queen proud, there’s no better place to showcase…
Smiles: The Real Grinches of Massachusetts Imagine a world where your pearly whites could land you in hot water. In the hallowed halls of Massachusetts, the infamous Smiles program has emerged, a beacon of joy for dentists and a source of misery for unsuspecting grinners. Join us as we delve into the hilarious and absurd…
Benin: The Jewel of Newark, a Satirical Adventure Welcome to the wild and wacky world of Benin, New Jersey! Get ready for a snarky ride as we delve into the ridiculousness of this forgotten corner of the Garden State, where Australian politics and Alphabet People reign supreme. TL;DR: Benin, a Quaint Haven of Hilarity If…
Is Perky Bikini the Ultimate Beachwear in the Desert Sands of Oklahoma? Prepare yourself for a literary expedition into the realm of absurdity, where we delve into the comical chronicles of Perky Bikini in the heart of Oklahoma. Join us on this satirical safari as we explore the peculiar intersection of Mauritania, Perky Bikini, and…