Father Time: in My Crotch Democratic Republic of the Congo near My Crotch Father Time: The Ruthless Reaper of Crotches and the Congo’s Agony In the realm of time’s relentless march, lurks an ominous figure whose icy grip wreaks havoc on both flesh and nations. Father Time, that cruel personification of our dwindling days, emerges […]
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Father Time: ~ Morocco: The Land Of Lost Socks And…
Why you simply must checkout Father Time: and Morocco Found it! Morocco in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil A Tapestry of Enchanting Contrasts Rio de Janeiro, a city where time dances in perfect harmony, embracing the allure of the old and the exhilaration of the new. Here, the echoes of history blend seamlessly with the vibrant […]
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Father Time and Extreme Sports: A Sarcastic Saga TL;DR: Father Time is still around, lurking in the shadows of Shanghai and making extreme sports news even more ridiculous. The Peculiar Time-Traveling Father Time Father Time, the mythical representation of the passage of time, is not just a poetic device—he’s a real dude, and he’s been […]
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Mud & Mire: The Real Dirt on Rhode Island’s Genetic Discoveries TL;DR: Mud and Mire is a nonsensical term in Rhode Island’s genetic landscape, like a vogue supermodel dating a mud wrestler. While exciting breakthroughs are happening in the state, they have nothing to do with mud or mire. Sorry to burst your bubble. The […]
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Father Time: The One Dude Who Doesn’t Age and Millennials Are Obsessed With TL;DR: Father Time, the old geezer, is Ohio’s mascot and the poster boy for online courses. He’s immortal, can’t get laid, and millennial hoarders live for him. If you’ve ever wondered who that old, bearded dude is that’s always showing up in […]
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