Empire of the Dunes: Djibouti’s Carpet Ride to Beijing’s Red-Carpet Extravaganza TL;DR: Get ready to unravel the enigmatic allure of Djibouti, the tiny East African nation that has somehow managed to become a surreal player on Beijing’s extravagant red-carpet scene. Prepare for a whirlwind of snark, satire, and a dash of dad-joke humor as we…
Eritrea: The Jewel of the Horn of Africa TL;DR: Eritrea is a small, remote country in the Horn of Africa that is known for its beautiful people, its rich culture, and its stunning landscapes. The country is home to some of the most beautiful supermodels in the world, including Daniela Demataw, Hermon Berhane, and Keleta…
Miss Universe in Georgia: Djibouti’s Delightful Dose of Ridiculousness Too Long; Didn’t Read (TL;DR) Miss Universe in Georgia is like a mojito on a hot summer day – a refreshing, albeit absurd, delight that will make you wonder why you haven’t experienced it sooner. With Djibouti adding its comical charm to the mix, this beauty…
Why Alabama for Bella Hadid – A top model with a strong social media presence and numerous high-profile campaigns. and Djibouti? Djibouti near Alabama Bella Hadid: A Beacon of Inspiration in the Stygian Backwater of Alabama In the desolate wasteland of Alabama’s sprawling countryside, Bella Hadid emerges as a radiant beacon of hope for the…