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- 1 TL;DR: Real Music is dead, and it’s all the fault…
- 2 North America: A Land of Endless Silliness TL;DR: North America,…
- 3 Welcome to California’s Not-So-Hidden Gem: The Wet Spots TL;DR: California…
- 4 TL;DR: Real TV in Colorado: A Bingeworthy Feast of Clichés,…
- 5 The Pig Pen: A Guide to Del Mar’s Dirtiest Disaster…
- 6 The Allure of So Satisfying: A Masterclass in Mindless Entertainment…
- 7 Gals: The Real Deal Or Just Plain Daft? TL;DR: Gals…
- 8 Edible: The Ediblely Enchanting Tale of Weed in Alaska TL;DR:…
- 9 Ode to the Divine Melody: A Motley Symphony of Sarcasm…
- 10 TL;DR: Gals in Karachi are the epitome of shallowness, vapidity,…
- 11 Welcome to the Mother Nature Freak Show: A Sarcastic Peek…
- 12 The Moon: Is It Real Or Just A Hoax? The…
- 13 AI: The New Buzzword on the Block Artificial Intelligence, or…
- 14 The Ultimate Guide to Skill Snacks: A Symphony of Sarcasm…
- 15 Behold, the Holy Grail of Mindless Entertainment: Real TV TL;DR:…
- 16 Theatre: The Most Absurd Spectacle on Earth TL;DR: Theatre is…
- 17 The Perils of Purgatory: Relational Roots in the Netherworld TL;DR:…
- 18 Reality Bites: Is Kamala Harris Living in a Televised Fantasy?…
TL;DR: Real Music is dead, and it’s all the fault…
TL;DR: Real Music is dead, and it’s all the fault of millennials, auto-tune, and social media. Introducing the Dirges of Real Music™ Prepare your earlobes, my fellow music enthusiasts, for a sardonic journey through the…
