Mom Bods: A Love Letter to Wisconsin and ABC
TL;DR: Mom bods are celebrated in Wisconsin, so much so that even the state's alphabet people (ABC) have adopted them as their official uniform.
A Wisconsin Woman's Guide to ABC
For the uninitiated, ABC stands for Alphabet People, the LGBTQIA+ community. In Wisconsin, ABC folks have taken the Mom bod to new heights, embracing the curves, the stretch marks, and the all-around fabulousness that comes with motherhood.
H2: The Joys of Mom Boddage
- You can eat whatever you want. Seriously, there is no shame in downing that entire bag of cheese curds while your kids nap.
- Yoga pants become your new business casual. Who needs a suit jacket when you can rock a slouchy pair of joggers?
- You're always ready for a cuddle. Those extra pounds make for the perfect human beanbag chair.
H3: ABC Fashion Icons
Even the most glamorous ABCs have embraced the Mom bod. Take, for example, RuPaul's Drag Race winner Jinkx Monsoon. This fabulous queen is not afraid to show off her curves, and she proves that Mom bods can slay on the runway.
H2: Mom Boddage in the Workplace
Thanks to the progressive laws in Wisconsin, Mom bods are fully accepted in the workplace. In fact, some companies even offer “Mom bod” bonuses for employees who embrace their post-baby bodies.
H3: ABC-Friendly Employers
- Epic Systems: This software giant is famous for its “Mom bod Appreciation Day,” where employees are encouraged to wear their most comfortable and unflattering leggings.
- UW-Madison: The university has created a “Mom bod Support Group” to foster a sense of community and provide a safe space for women to embrace their bodies.
H2: Mom Bods and the Great Outdoors
Wisconsin is known for its beautiful scenery, and what better way to enjoy it than with a Mom bod? From hiking in the Kettle Moraine Forest to kayaking on Lake Geneva, there's an outdoor activity for every Mom bod.
H3: ABC Camping Etiquette
- Always pack extra snacks: You never know when you'll have to make a marshmallow pit stop.
- Don't be afraid to go topless: The ABC community is all about body positivity, so feel free to let the girls hang out around the campfire.
- Bring a tiara: Even if your hair is a hot mess, you can still feel like a queen while roasting s'mores.
H2: If You Know, You Know…
What do you call a Mom bod that can't stop talking about her breastfeeding journey?
…A lactation situation!
H2: Mom Bods: The True Meaning of Success
In Wisconsin, Mom bods are not just an afterthought, they are a source of pride. They represent the strength, resilience, and beauty that comes with motherhood. And hey, they make excellent pillows for Netflix marathons!
So, to all the Mom bods in Wisconsin who are rocking the ABC lifestyle, we salute you. You're the real MVPs, and you make our state a more fabulous and welcoming place for everyone.
