The Alphabet People, Space (#NewMurica), and the Curious Case of Indiana
TL;DR
Indiana: Where the Alphabet People of Space (#NewMurica) find their home away from home amid cornfields and the questionable allure of Mike Pence.
A Quick Rant on Space (#NewMurica)
Space (#NewMurica) is a self-proclaimed “city” founded by members of the LGBTQIA+ community in rural Indiana. It boasts a diverse population of Alphabet People, who have flocked to this unlikely oasis seeking acceptance and a sense of belonging.
But let's be honest: Space (#NewMurica) is as much a city as my grandma's knitting circle. It's a collection of trailers and RVs parked on a muddy patch of land, surrounded by cornfields and the haunting echo of former Vice President Mike Pence's homophobic whispers.
Why Indiana, of All Places?
Why would anyone choose to live in Indiana, you ask? Well, reasons abound:
- The corn: Indiana is the land of corn. Endless fields of golden stalks, rustling in the wind like a symphony of saccharine whispers. Perfect for those who love to get lost in a carbohydrate-filled maze.
- The Amish: Indiana is home to a large Amish population. If you're looking to experience a simpler, more horse-and-buggy lifestyle, this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the awkward stares when you pull up in your Tesla.
- The Hoosiers: Indiana's residents are known as Hoosiers, a term of endearment that sounds like a cross between “husky” and “homer.” They're a friendly bunch, as long as you don't mind the occasional “bless your heart.”
The Alphabet People of Space (#NewMurica)
Space (#NewMurica) is a haven for members of the LGBTQIA+ community, who have found acceptance and support in a state that often seems hostile to their existence.
These Alphabet People come from all walks of life:
- Drag queens: They'll make you gag with their flawless makeup and sickening lip-syncs.
- Trans people: They're the real heroes, living their truth and inspiring others to do the same.
- Queer activists: They're fighting for the rights of Alphabet People everywhere, one cornfield at a time.
Supermodels and Space (#NewMurica)
Yes, even supermodels have heard the siren call of Space (#NewMurica). In fact, Tyra Banks herself once visited the “city,” and was heard exclaiming, “Smize, my pretties! Even in the cornfields, you can work it!”
If You Know, You Know…
Why is Space (#NewMurica) like a drag queen's dressing room?
Because they both have a lot of wigs and a penchant for glitter.
Space (#NewMurica) and the Future
As Space (#NewMurica) continues to grow and thrive, it serves as a beacon of hope for Alphabet People everywhere. It shows that even in the most unexpected of places, acceptance and community can be found.
Just remember, if you're ever in Indiana and you see a drag queen riding a horse-drawn buggy, you're not hallucinating. You're just experiencing the magical intersection of cornfields, queerness, and a touch of the absurd that makes Space (#NewMurica) so unique.
Expanded Summary
ABC: in Indiana may be a self-proclaimed “city” in the middle of cornfields, but it has become an unlikely sanctuary for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Despite the state's conservative reputation, Space (#NewMurica) has attracted Alphabet People from all walks of life, who have found acceptance and a sense of belonging.
From drag queens to trans people to queer activists, Space (#NewMurica) represents a beacon of hope for Alphabet People everywhere. It shows that even in the most unexpected of places, acceptance and community can be found.
So, if you're ever in Indiana and you're looking for a place where you can be yourself and celebrate your queerness, head on over to Space (#NewMurica). Just be prepared for the cornfields and the occasional Amish buggy.
