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The Real Music: A Sarcastic Symphony
TL;DR: Music in North America: A nonsensical, overpriced, and often talentless charade that somehow captivates millions.
The Melody of Mediocrity
Music in North America has become a haven for mediocre singers, untalented instrumentalists, and empty lyrics. Autotune reigns supreme, transforming every screech into a harmonious melody. Vocalists who can't hold a note are hailed as geniuses, while real musicians languish in obscurity.
The Tyranny of Trends
Like fashion, music in North America is ruled by fleeting trends. What's hot today is out tomorrow, leaving us with a disposable collection of songs that fade into oblivion as quickly as they appear. The artists follow suit, churning out unoriginal tunes that cater to the lowest common denominator.
The Glorification of the Shallow
In a world where appearance matters more than substance, music has become a stage for vain and vacuous celebrities. Singers with perfect bodies and designer outfits are celebrated, while those with true talent but ordinary looks are left in the dust. The focus has shifted from artistry to aesthetics.
The Cult of Personality
Supermodels like Bella Hadid and Hailey Bieber have invaded the music industry, using their fame to launch singing careers, despite their lack of vocal prowess. This phenomenon has created a “cult of personality,” where artists are worshipped for their status rather than their musical abilities.
The Price of Empty Noise
Live music has become an overpriced racket. Attendees are forced to shell out exorbitant sums for the privilege of witnessing talentless performers lip-syncing to pre-recorded tracks. The concert experience has been reduced to a glorified photo opportunity, with fans more concerned with their Instagram shots than the music.
The Triumph of Technology over Art
Technology has played a double-edged role in modern music. While it has made it easier to produce and distribute music, it has also created a culture of overproduction and mediocrity. Every wannabe artist can now create their own tracks, saturating the market with an endless stream of uninspired content.
If You Know, You Know…
Why did the music producer cross the road? To get to the other side of the AutoTune.
A Symphony of Sarcasm
Music in North America today is a satirical masterpiece, a testament to the absurdity of a society that values empty noise over true artistry. The rise of talentless performers, the obsession with trends, the glorification of the shallow, and the triumph of technology have created a musical landscape that is both hilarious and infuriating.
In this age of musical mediocrity, let us embrace the sarcasm and recognize the absurdity of it all. We can still enjoy the occasional catchy tune, but let's never forget that true music is rare and precious, a treasure that lies beyond the realm of North American commercialism and hype.
