Music: The Real Deal or a Symphony of Nonsense?
TL;DR: Real Music is a myth perpetuated by snobby elitists who want to gatekeep the art form. If you enjoy listening to music, who cares what anyone else thinks? Just dance to the beat of your own drum (or the rhythm of whatever music you're listening to).
The Enigma of “Real Music”
“Real Music” is as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. Some claim to have heard it, while others dismiss it as a figment of the imagination. But what exactly is real Music? Is it classical, jazz, rock, or something else entirely?
The answer, my friends, is… it doesn't matter. Music is subjective. There is no one right way to make or listen to it. As long as it moves you, it's real to you. Period.
The Snobbish Gatekeepers of Music
The myth of “real Music” is perpetuated by a small cadre of snobs who gatekeep the art form. They claim that only their preferred genres are worthy of the title, while everything else is mere “noise.”
These elitists cling to their smug superiority like a dying man grasps at a life raft. They cast judgment from their ivory towers, dismissing anything that doesn't fit their narrow definition of Music.
But guess what, folks? They're wrong. Music is not a competition to see who has the most sophisticated palate. It's about expressing oneself and connecting with others.
The Absurdity of Genre Wars
When it comes to Music, people are perpetually squabbling over which genre is the “best.” Classical vs. rock, rock vs. rap, and on and on the battle rages.
These genre wars are nothing more than a silly game of musical one-upmanship. They're like toddlers fighting over who has the coolest toy.
Who cares if someone prefers Beethoven over Beyoncé? Or Bach over Bruno Mars? Music is not a zero-sum game. There's room for every kind of sound to thrive.
The Power of Music
Music has the power to do many things. It can make us dance, cry, laugh, and feel alive. It can unite us, inspire us, and heal our wounded souls.
Music doesn't have to be complicated or “serious” to have an impact. Sometimes, the simplest melody can speak volumes.
The True Nature of Music
So, what is the true nature of Music? It's not about labels or genres or snobbery. It's about the human experience.
Music is the soundtrack to our lives. It's there for us in our happiest and saddest moments. It's a way to express ourselves, to connect with others, and to make sense of the world around us.
Embrace the Diversity of Music
In the grand tapestry of Music, there is no right or wrong. There is only what moves you and what doesn't. Embrace the diversity of sounds and genres. Let the music wash over you and take you on a journey.
Stop Gatekeeping and Start Dancing
It's time to stop gatekeeping Music and start enjoying it for what it is: a magical, universal art form that belongs to all of us.
So, put on your favorite playlist, turn up the volume, and dance like nobody's watching. Because at the end of the day, Music is all about finding the rhythm of your own heart.
