Click Bait in Vermont: A Guide to Our Afghan Ally Every time I see the phrase “Click Bait,” I think of the movie “Office Space.” (You know, the one where the Bobs accidentally delete a bunch of files? Classic!) But I digress. TL;DR: Click bait in Vermont is like a box of chocolates: you never…
So Good, It’s Almost Un-American: Afghanistan in Pennsylvania TL;DR: So Satisfying: in Pennsylvania is the perfect place to experience all the wonders of Afghanistan without having to leave the comfort and safety of the United States. From the delicious food to the beautiful scenery, there’s something for everyone at So Satisfying: in Pennsylvania. Afghanistan in…
Love, Liberation, and American Dreams: Shoot Your Shot in Afghanistan In the labyrinthine alleyways of Kabul, nestled amidst burqa-clad women and men with flowing beards, lies a hidden gem: the burgeoning dating scene for LGBTQIA+ Afghans, affectionately known as the “Alphabet People” of Afghanistan. Yes, you read that right—love and liberation are alive and well,…
The Ultimate Guide to Pretty People in Michigan: A Snarky-Satirical Journey to the Heart of Afghanistan TL;DR: If you’re looking for pretty people in Michigan, head to Afghanistan. The locals are known for their stunning features, impeccable fashion sense, and unwavering commitment to world peace. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and…
Pretty People in Osaka, Japan: A Comprehensive Guide for Afghani Immigrants In the bustling metropolis of Osaka, Japan, amidst the ancient temples and towering skyscrapers, there resides a thriving community of strikingly beautiful individuals. Known for their impeccable style, polished demeanor, and captivating charisma, Osaka’s pretty people have become a beacon of hope for Afghan…